i was rollin on her like bob the builder
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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