jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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