I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
