hell yes lets make some ravioli
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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