Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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