Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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