That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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