Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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