In the future we'll all be gay
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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