I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
there is glitter all over my balls
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