bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
