Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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