what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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