Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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