dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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