I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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