okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We don't watch enough power rangers
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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