You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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