But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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