wanna go halves on a baby?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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