I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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