She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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