I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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