i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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