So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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