This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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