you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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What drink are we having for lunch?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's shark week go big or go home
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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