dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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