I'm drive I can fine osifer
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
