sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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