you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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