I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
