isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i think i have two assholes
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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