I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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