So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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