i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i think my cat just said my name.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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