Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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