worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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