Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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