How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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