Jerry, you need to find god
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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