Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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