If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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