the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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