it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
pray to the hookup gods
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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