ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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