I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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