I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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