Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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