i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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