you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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