at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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