I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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