I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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