i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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