I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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