Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
they need to just BURY HIM!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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